5 things
that never happened to Drusilla
1. Harry Potter crossover
“Little rat, little rat, scritch scratch,” Drusilla cooed to the rat in a cage.
It squeaked and ran about as she poked at it with a long, pointed fingernail.
“My love, the rat says we’re to go left.”
“Left it is then,” Ethan Rayne said cheerfully, and let the oars of the boat
dip again. “Peter always did have a weak will. I wonder what Lucius is going to
say?”
“The snake is dead. It writhes under a lightning strike and beats its brains
out against a stone. But...the story isn’t over yet.”
“A story never ends, lovely lady.”
“Onwards.”
2. Pirates of the Caribbean crossover
Smoky, dingy, dirty. Drusilla leaned against the wood of the table and looked
up at the man through her fringe. Here they were, all stranded. And Daddy was
off playing, leaving Grandmother most upset and prone to strike one if one
uttered a word. So, she’d dance off alone, alone and see what crossed her path.
The people tasted like rum and burnt sugar. No place for vampires really, too
sunny and hot. But nice for a visit until they could get out of Tortugua.
“What did you say your name was again?”
“Captain Jack Sparrow, at your service, luv.”
3. Hannibal Crossover
“In the main, it is a question of discretion, Drusilla,” Lector told her softly
in his oh so cultured voice. It made her spine shiver like a caterpillar’s. He
hadn’t needed a demon to make him cold, he’d been cruel before she’d run across
him in Rio. Clarice lay dead in a ditch, the lambs silenced forever and ever.
He played a better knight to her princess then Spike had, and he had never
wanted a blonde Slayer.
“But they’re pretty like that, all sprawled out.” She indicated the dead body
with a toss of her hand.
“Discretion, Sire, please…”
4. DC Crossover
“What a lovely garden you have,” Drusilla murmured, cupping a pale pink bloom
in her hands and stroking the petals gently. It shivered under her fingertips
and tried to bite her.
Poison Ivy smiled, walking over to the insane vampire. “My plants love me.
They’re my babies.”
“Would you make a flower for me?”
“I will make a flower that makes people insane and see things that aren’t
there.” Poison Ivy bopped Drusilla on the nose with a bud, making her giggle
and sneeze. “Time for your medicine, dear.”
“Yes.” Drusilla let her face ripple into ridges and leant forward.
5. John Constantine Crossover
“John Constantine,” Drusilla mused, setting out the china tea set for her
dolls.
“That’s the name, luv.”
“You wish to know what I See?”
“Just a few things.”
“You’re burning from the inside out, Constantine. The lords await you...deep in
the dark.” She sat at her seat, Miss Edith’s pale blue eyes glittering. “You
made a bargain.”
“And I want ter know me way out of it, if you can See it.”
“I don’t think the stars will sing for you. They don’t like cheaters. Leave.” Drusilla
bent to pour the tea, and the chaos wizard left without an answer.